My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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