well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
