Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So many bounce houses so little time
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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