Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
