If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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