Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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