i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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