chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
my poor anus
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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