Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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