No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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