So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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