no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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