i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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