Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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