PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You were trust falling into bushes
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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