You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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