Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
