This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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