He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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