Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so let's talk penis.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
