We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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