But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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