Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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