just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
try to milk me bitch
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