Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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