I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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