Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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