I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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