Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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