so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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