Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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