going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
And then he peed in my hair
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