So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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