I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize