ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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