I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize