Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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