please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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