I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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