She announced her abortion via fbk
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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