Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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