they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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