My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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