I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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