He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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