i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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