we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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