Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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