suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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