I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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