no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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