i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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