Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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