I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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