the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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